![]() ![]() ![]() She lets Ali, her granddaughter, constantly bail on her, she doesn't talk to the granddaughter. Then she GIGGLES, "GIGGLES LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL - A DIRTY, DIRTY SCHOOLGIRL". "It'll be nice to have a man around the house." The grandmother didn't say anything about dinner, and she damn sure didn't flip shit when he invited himself over. I'd love a chance to cook you dinner to thank you for allowing me to sleep on your couch." "I don't know about you, but I'm starving. I think I hate the Nana more than any other characters in here - how could this woman be so daft as to leave two guys (Cole and Gavin) alone with her only granddaughter? Why would she let Gavin barge his way into their house making demands and literally saying he's staying the night? I'm not fucking kidding: The fact this is supposedly a reminiscent of Alice in Wonderland The back and forth I-want-you-I-don't-want-you never ending cycle I didn't mind SOME of the make out scenes, I thought they were pretty hot. I didn't mind the sex jokes, I thought they were pretty funny. ![]() I don't know if I can write a review for this because my brain is a mess from reading this mess. Sure, there were some redeeming scenes in here that'd make me give it another star, however, this has got to be the most disappointing fucked up "romance" slash "zombie" novel I've ever read in 2013 that will not make me do so. "Inspired by the childhood classic Alice in Wonderland" ![]()
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